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8 Valentines Day Cards Written by Robots
"My heart rate elevates slightly when I sense your presence"
Joe Gelman
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How to prepare for Corona outbreak:
Someone in China banged a snake, and now we're all paying the price.

E.Z. Rinsky
Feb 11, 20201 min read


How ethical are you?
Test your ethics!

E.Z. Rinsky
Jan 23, 20201 min read



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Jan 13, 20201 min read


Eight people we hate:
Who are we loathing today?

E.Z. Rinsky
Jan 9, 20201 min read


Eight Yelp reviews for sex
"If I could give zero stars I would. Bad service and no apology."

E.Z. Rinsky
Dec 29, 20191 min read


How are we cutting costs?
We surveyed three vagrants to learn best practices for hoarding wealth this holiday season.

E.Z. Rinsky
Dec 22, 20191 min read


Eight lecture topics:
Beer: Could we be drinking even more of it?

E.Z. Rinsky
Dec 13, 20191 min read


Eight First World Problems
1) Cereal aisle too long

E.Z. Rinsky
Dec 11, 20191 min read
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