8 Valentines Day Cards Written by Robots
"My heart rate elevates slightly when I sense your presence"
How to prepare for Corona outbreak:
Someone in China banged a snake, and now we're all paying the price.
How ethical are you?
Test your ethics!
Eight people we hate:
Who are we loathing today?
Eight Yelp reviews for sex
"If I could give zero stars I would. Bad service and no apology."
How are we cutting costs?
We surveyed three vagrants to learn best practices for hoarding wealth this holiday season.
Eight lecture topics:
Beer: Could we be drinking even more of it?
Eight First World Problems
1) Cereal aisle too long