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Eight Things of Stuff

"The Poor Design is Part of it"

  • Joe Gelman

8 Valentines Day Cards Written by Robots

1) "My heart rate elevates slightly when I sense your presence"

2) "Even when we are not in literal proximity, we are in figurative proximity"

3) "Initiate coitus.exe"

4) "Let’s convert our random access memories to solid-state storage."

5) "Saving my dongle for only your USB port."

6) "Be in my possession."

7) "Our individual organs are like shared organs"

8) "I want to non-critically wound you out of overwhelming arousal."


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