top of page
Screen Shot 2019-12-06 at 16.05.56.png

Eight Things of Stuff

"The Poor Design is Part of it"

Writer's pictureJoe Gelman

8 Valentines Day Cards Written by Robots

1) "My heart rate elevates slightly when I sense your presence"

2) "Even when we are not in literal proximity, we are in figurative proximity"

3) "Initiate coitus.exe"

4) "Let’s convert our random access memories to solid-state storage."

5) "Saving my dongle for only your USB port."

6) "Be in my possession."

7) "Our individual organs are like shared organs"

8) "I want to non-critically wound you out of overwhelming arousal."


Guest post submitted by Joe Gelman. Want to submit your own list? Your first test is figuring out how to get in touch.

Comentarios


Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity. Sign up for our periodic newsletter:

Good work... sucker. 

bottom of page