1) "My heart rate elevates slightly when I sense your presence"
2) "Even when we are not in literal proximity, we are in figurative proximity"
3) "Initiate coitus.exe"
4) "Let’s convert our random access memories to solid-state storage."
5) "Saving my dongle for only your USB port."
6) "Be in my possession."
7) "Our individual organs are like shared organs"
8) "I want to non-critically wound you out of overwhelming arousal."
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