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Eight Things of Stuff

"The Poor Design is Part of it"

  • Writer's pictureE.Z. Rinsky

Eight text messages where an emoticon doesn’t really make a difference

1) You’re fired :0

2) Jury deliberating. Looks bad :(

3) Dr says heart attack... <3

4) I’m gonna cut you >:0

5) Mom, I’m gay :)

6) Lol, killed dog w/ bare hands :P

7) Universe is expanding :/

8) I can't keep it in anymore. I love you. I've been watching you with unbridled longing from across the office for seven years, hoping the yearning would cease. But it's not, it only grows stronger, and if I can't have you I'm going to honestly lose my sanity ;)


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