1) Buy enough bottled water for one final bubble bath.
2) Familiarize yourself with Corona symptoms, never sleep again.
3) Hoard condoms and Clif bars—these will be post-apocalyptic currency.
4) Prepare Corona jokes to lighten the mood in bunker
5) Practice putting yourself, others, out of their misery.
6) Sell valuable appliances; you can replace them during the looting.
7) Comb religious texts for allusions to virus and try to get a book deal out of it.
8) Before causing mass hysteria, confirm you haven’t eaten beets recently.
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