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Eight Things of Stuff

"The Poor Design is Part of it"

  • E.Z. Rinsky

How to prepare for Corona outbreak:


1) Buy enough bottled water for one final bubble bath.

2) Familiarize yourself with Corona symptoms, never sleep again.

3) Hoard condoms and Clif bars—these will be post-apocalyptic currency.

4) Prepare Corona jokes to lighten the mood in bunker

5) Practice putting yourself, others, out of their misery.

6) Sell valuable appliances; you can replace them during the looting.

7) Comb religious texts for allusions to virus and try to get a book deal out of it.

8) Before causing mass hysteria, confirm you haven’t eaten beets recently.