How are we cutting costs?
1) Only burning library books.
2) Switching to psychiatric resident.
3) Pretending we don’t understand ‘suggested donation’ concept.
4) Telling kids that Hanukkah is a fasting holiday
5) Tripping on the mushrooms growing in our sink
6) Filling gas tank with ‘beer and shot’ happy-hour specials
7) Replacing employees with chimpanzees holding magic 8-balls.
8) Fashioning crude tax shelter from cardboard and bamboo.