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Eight Things of Stuff

"The Poor Design is Part of it"

  • E.Z. Rinsky

Eight First World Problems

1) Cereal aisle too long

2) Campus not diverse enough

3) Frankly, threesome kind of awkward

4) Can still hear beggar through noise-canceling headphones

5) Delivery guy can't find our building

6) Having difficulty defining what precisely constitutes 'genocide'

7) Steam room too steamy

8) Seasonal affective disorder

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