1) Guy who brings his girlfriend to the gym to spot him
2) People who read one book a year and tell everyone they have to read it
3) Woman on subway singing along with her headphones
4) Guy giving us dirty look when we sing along with our headphones
5) Everyone who's suddenly an expert on Iranian politics
6) Bartenders who insist on being called mixologists
7) Free-love hippies who turn out to be super anal about sharing drugs
8) Dental hygienists with huge hands
